Losing Weight in an Office

Hi guys. This is for you guys who work in an office for a living. I am particularly irked by the terrible things that are done to frustrate the battle to lose weight. I am talking about those people who always make cups of tea time and time again yet they put in loads of sugar. It is almost as if they want us to fail and this is the wonderful way of getting round any kind of pretence. Even if you manage to tell them that you do not want sugar, they manage to include and say that they somehow forgot.

These people seem to be generous in spirit but they are really putting you backwards in your effort to lose some weight. I would rather hope that they would get the message and stop their shenanigans but somehow I am not too hopeful. It seems as if they revel in the irritation that they are causing to everyone in the building and it gets up my nose. They use fake smiles to lure into their trap of unhealthy eating habits and then smile when they see you falling flat on your face.

They do have cousins who do similar work in a totally different context. These are the ones who are always organizing a party of some description and they ensure that each occasion has plenty of cream cakes to ensure that as many of you get fat as can possibly be achieved within a short space of time. Malice is definitely not a motive but I can understand why some people just get fed up. I for one try to avoid them but the things they bring to the parties are just too sweet to ignore.

So if you are in the office, keep watching your back. Those who you think you are providing with generosity may be cursing the day you were born because you are fattening them as if for slaughter. No means no and you should not try to force food on someone who does not want it. They may end up hating you.

The office is the place to work and make an income. It is not a place for fattening oneself up for the slaughter. For those guys who are offended in any way, I send my apologies. I am simply sending on the message of those who have experienced this phenomenon.